Like Madonna, I'm a lapsed Catholic. It's be a while since I've gone to church. But I do remember very clearly that you do not wear any kind of sporting goods, especially baseball hats, to Mass. Or Temple.
Granted, it's nice that she's bringing David to Kabbalah services while they're in New York. Yes, Kabbalah has a whiff of money/famewhoring, but it's nowhere near the creepy factor of Scientology.
This is a rare occasion when I'll hold Angelina Jolie up as a role model. She puts on the Louboutins just to pick up Maddox at snobby French school. But I guess Madonna fits right in with the rest of the congregation. This guy is wearing tennis shoes. White tennis shoes.
Source: Celebs and Bubs