The troubled pop star, after losing custody of her kids, has decided to arrange a meeting with a head shaman near a reservation at the base of the Grand Canyon.
A source said: "The head shaman has agreed to perform the ritual on Britney, which is a great honour.
"The shaman will wave sage over her head and daub her temples
with a magical potion. And the learned Indians will chant mantra and
perform a special dance around her."
Britney decided on this method of cleansing after hearing Owen Wilson doing the same after his attempted suicide.
I can just see this going down. Either Britney will be surprised that you can't text a shaman to cancel or postpone, and once she finally does arrive, the paparazzi will be all over this like a pack of wolves. I can't imagine that will be okay with a shaman. The healing will be a big joke to Britney, and then she'll ask the shaman to be a back-up dancer, because clearly, no one else wants the job.
