Jolie and Clooney may hate each other, but now they are lumped into the "Not Hot" category by the most gorgeous man on earth, Donald Trump. I love this guy. I mean, not only is he the hottest guy I've ever seen, he has the uncanny ability to say whatever he wants in public and he's still a beautiful person, inside and out. Trump told Larry King:
"One of the perceptions I had of George Clooney was he was this big, strong guy. And he was very little when I met him."
He adds of Jolie, "Angelina Jolie is sort of amazing because everyone thinks she's like this great beauty. And I'm not saying she's an unattractive woman, but she's not beauty, by any stretch of the imagination.
"I really understand beauty. And I will tell you, she's not -- I do own Miss Universe. I do own Miss USA. I mean I own a lot of different things. I do understand beauty, and she's not."
He is so right. I mean, look at him. He really knows beauty, as he says. I just want to run my fingers through his hair and kiss him long and hard on the mouth. I want to suck his plump earlobes and whisper hot dirty thoughts into his ear. He's so hot that mere thoughts of him send me into overdrive.
