I'd like to be standing behind Brad Pitt at a newsstand when the new issue of W Magazine comes out. Not so I can get an unobstructed view of his ass, but to see which issue he picks up first, the one with Angelina Jolie on the cover or the one with Jennifer Aniston. The mag printed separate editions of its November issue featuring both the future and the ex Mrs. Pitt as cover girls, which should add some fuel to the Team Jolie/Team Aniston debate. And for those who can't make up their minds and purchase both copies, it's an extra five dollars in the pocket of those greedy bastards at W.
I had some other ideas for future W Smackdown covers:
Charlie Sheen vs. Denise Richards (Special Battle of the B-List Stars Issue)
Coley Laffoon vs. Anne Heche vs. The Voices in Her Head
Rose O'Donnell vs. Everybody
Britney Spears vs. FameCrawler
