Well, I think this photo of Jennifer Lopez clears a lot of things up. The only reason to wear a tent like this is if you're pregnant, or you needed a place to stash all the groceries you've just stolen. Trust me I know, and I've got the free turkey, jug of Tide and carton of eggs to prove it.
Of course, you know that J.Lo and husband Marc Anthony have not 'confirmed' that they're expecting a child, but are just annoying the crap out of everyone by dropping hints. If the rumors are true and Lopez is pregnant with twins, she won't be able to fit into that poncho much longer. She can pass it on to me - I need a few things at the market.
[photo: Usmagazine.com]
