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Why Celebrities Shouldn't Have Blogs: Roseanne Digs Deep And Declares Britney A Bad Mother

Posted by HerBadMother

 

It was really only a matter of time, I think, before Roseanne started ragging on Britney. It's probably a miracle that she kept her mouth shut this long.

She recently posted the following helpful note to Britney on her official blog:

“Britney: The judge is trying to teach you a lesson, shut your mouth and learn it! You are a bad mother, and so is your mother! Get your shit together and take care of your kids!! Your mom needs to lock your spoiled ass in the basement or wherever it is that you cannot get anymore drugs. Stop drinking immediately too! If you are too weak to do that, then you are no better than a crack whore on the street, and your mom should stop pimping your ass and do what mom’s do…lock up your kid, and sit there with her for as long as it takes to get her right!!! Get guards around her to sober her up! SIT WITH YOUR KID, MOM! AFTER YOU AND HER DAD PIMPED HER OUT LIKE JON BENET, SIT THERE WITH HER AND STRAIGHTEN HER OUT…THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!! (not even hers, but yours, put pimping out your other daughter on hold til you make your grown one better).”

Wow. I've had the urge to wag my finger in Britney's general direction, and it has certainly crossed my mind that 'whore' and 'pimp' are words that are not entirely inaccurate in describing what happens when parents wave their children off into the shallow, hollow money-pit that is the entertainment industry, but this is a bit intense. Britney's got some serious problems, and her mom has certainly played no small part in the disaster that is Britney's life, but I'm guessing that 'fixing' the trainwreck that is Britney Spears is going to take a bit more than locking her in a basement with some A.A. pamphlets and a supply of wheatgrass juice.

This sounds like an effort to grab a piece of the deep-dish Britney media-pie, which, arguably, is just as whorish as anything that any stage-parent gets up to. Roseanne should know better. Or at least keep her own mouth shut.

(Source: PerezHilton.com)


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