From this angle Linda even appears to have...yes, I think that's armpit fat! Man, you know a dress is unflattering if one of the most beautiful women ever looks this bad in it.
On a kinder note, it's sweet to see her taking her child-pet out for a walk. And yeah, I've heard the paternity rumors, but I don't think he looks that much like Salma Hayek. Or her daughter Valentina.
Source: Jezebel
