Remember when the scariest thing about PBS was the chance your kid might see an episode of Barney? What if Barney were a bit paler and not as well spoken, y'all? Imagine Britney working the street. I know, it's not a stretch, but don't worry, it's not going to happen.
Some idiot started a rumor that Britney Spears was going to be on Sesame Street. Then a bunch of other idiots ran with the idea and it started to spread. Then another idiot read about it and wrote a post on FameCrawler... wait, that last one is me. Okay, we're all here then.
No, Britney Spears is not going to be, nor was ever invited to be, on Sesame Street. She seems more of the alley type anyway.
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