Ooooookay. This, I didn't need to know: what first drew Heidi Klum to husband Seal was not his eyes or his voice or his sparkling personality - it was the spectacular bulge in his crotch, set on perfect display in a skintight pair of lycra bicycle shorts.

"I met him in a hotel lobby in New York City and he came in just from the gym and I was sitting there and I was, like, wow," Klum tells Oprah Winfrey on her show's Superstar Couples episode, which airs today. Wow, because Seal came in from the gym wearing the aforementioned lycra bicycle shorts. "And I pretty much saw everything," says Klum. "The whole package."

So Heidi likes 'em big, and Seal meets her preferences. Good to know, although now I'll never be able to look at picture of Seal without my eyes straying to his crotch. It's the kids that I'm worried about, though. It's now a matter of public record that Mommy likes 'em big and that Daddy has 'em big. That's gonna make for some unpleasant schoolyard moments someday. 

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