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Maxim Unveils "Unsexiest Women" List: Sarah Jessica Parker Leads Madonna And Britney In Fug

Posted by HerBadMother

 

Maxim Magazine has just named Sarah Jessica Parker as the Unsexiest Woman Alive, and they weren't exactly, um, nice about it:

"How the hell did this Barbaro-faced broad manage to be the least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women and still star on a show with 'sex' in the title?" they said. "Pull your skirt down, Secretariat, we´d rather ride Chris Noth."

Ouch, ouch, ouch. That's mean. Though, truth be told, I've never understood why people think she's hot. I don't think she's fug - "Barbaro-faced" is way harsh - but I certainly don't see oodles of sex appeal there. Ferris Bueller could have done better, I think. What ever happened to Sloane? She was hot.

Moms, sadly, were over-represented on Maxim's top five Unsexiest Women list: Madonna clocked in at number four ("with a mug that looks Euro-sealed to her skull") and Britney rounded out the top five in fifth place ("less than five years ago, Britney had a python wrapped around her well-toned torso onstage at the VMAs. Since then, she´s lost the ability to perform, but gained two kids, two useless ex-husbands, and about 23 pounds of Funyun pudge.") Amy Winehouse (they've got a point here; she needs detox and a good scrub-down) and Sandra Oh (I protest!) came in at numbers two and three.

Too mean, I think, even for me. What do you think?


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Comments

 

martinsgirl said:

that's a disgusting magazine with disgusting taste... who cares what those idiots

think... that's just hurtful!  sarah is sexy because she is a mom, in great shape, fashionable, smart, and down to earth.   I have never thought madonna as a huge talent, but please, she has lasted 20+ years in that ridiculous industry and that's how you show respect to an obviously very smart woman????  rubbish!!!

October 25, 2007 2:25 PM
 

Autumn said:

I think Maxim, the magazine for assholes, only likes women who are jailbait and childless.  I mean, yuck dudes, who wants to go out with somebody's mom?  They might want you to act like a man or something.

October 25, 2007 5:15 PM
 

GirlsGoneChild said:

Aw. I have a soft-spot for SJP. I think her body is BANGING. I mean, HELLO? Those tits are ridic.

October 25, 2007 10:27 PM
 

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October 26, 2007 5:44 AM
 

HerBadMother said:

She does have spectacular tits.

October 26, 2007 10:14 AM
 

kittenpie said:

I must admit, I've never really seen the appeal, in that I do agree she doesn't have a lovely face, but yeah, I'm not into being mean, even to celebs. And I think it is her persona that gives her appeal, not to mention that she wears clothes really well on that teeny tiny little body of hers.

October 26, 2007 3:47 PM
 

jason_jeeper said:

I love Maxim Magazine to death but this ridiculous statement has got me thinking weather I should BURN my massive collection. I am for sure going to cancel my subscription. Screw these fools SJP is bangin.

October 27, 2007 1:36 AM
 

Jasonjeeper said:

I love Maxim Magazine to death but this ridiculous statement has got me thinking weather I should BURN my massive collection. I am for sure going to cancel my subscription. Screw these fools SJP is bangin.

October 27, 2007 1:45 AM
 

jason_s said:

I don't know who Sandra Oh is, but Amy Winehouse is still kinda hot i think.  but Britney and SJP are fug for sure.

October 27, 2007 9:49 AM
 

Nicole said:

I am sure that there are better things that one can be doing...the people at Maxim are a waste of paper and need to attend self esteem classes...they clearly have issues.

October 27, 2007 10:06 AM
 

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October 27, 2007 3:12 PM
 

Kathy said:

I agree, SJP is not particulary attractive. I (nor my husband) have never understood WHAT people found attractive about her. I thought it was because I am female and black...just not getting it. Now, a group of white men tell me I'm right. I feel better.

Still, this type of mean-spirited commentary is pretty disgusting and rather sad. There are a lot more important things we should all be thinking about.

October 27, 2007 5:21 PM
 

ashley said:

i can't believe somebody would even make a list like this, i think this is disgusting. everyone has a different definition of what "sexy" is. people are different and find different things attractive. i think every girl on this list is sexy in their own way.

October 28, 2007 10:54 AM
 

Megan said:

I think they are just tactless assholes. I would love to see what they look like.

October 28, 2007 8:26 PM
 

John said:

I have to agree with SJP, she's completely unsexy to me.  But how could they have missed Anne Coulter?  She defines unsexy, not to mention vile.  

October 28, 2007 9:00 PM
 

Bunggo said:

Hmm, yeah, Rosie O'Donnell and Star Jones are much sexier that SJP.  

October 28, 2007 9:09 PM
 

c said:

SJP??? Are they nuts!! What is wrong with guys today? She is beautiful and stylish. I just don't get it. They just know they can't have her. I can think of people way worse than her. Plus, I can't think of anyone better than her.

October 28, 2007 10:38 PM
 

Elizabeth Saxxon said:

Uh, did Maxim use the word "broad" to describe a woman?

Is this the 70's or the 21st century? Nice to know that Maxim denegrates woman and even to the point of coining old derogatory phrases that women have long since overcome.

October 29, 2007 9:02 AM
 

Debbie said:

I think SJP is beautiful!

October 29, 2007 10:51 AM
 

Jason said:

Somebody had to take her down. Sex in the City tried to pass that horse-faced, whiny, and embarrasingly badly dressed thing as an example of modern womanhood. Somebody needed to state the obvious- she is ugly, badly dressed, and a terrible role model. She is an embarrasment.

October 29, 2007 4:17 PM
 

Andrea said:

wow, she's one of the few celebrities with an awesome personality. Yeah, physically she is not the most attractive, but damn, she's a beautiful person. But that's Maxim for you, objectifying women again...  and slimming people's minds. low class baby!

October 30, 2007 2:35 PM
 

John said:

The thing people need to understand about why men despise SJP so much is that Sex and the City has been shoved down peoples' throats as a cultural phenomenon, and purports to "Say Something" about female empowerment.  But the show may as well be called Bling Bling for White Women - the only middle-class guy the 4 harpies on it will lower themselves to stick with is the bartender and even then only after he "improves himself" and opens his OWN bar.  No self-respecting man would want to stay with any of these neurotic gold-diggers.  I remember suffering through one episode with a then-girlfriend where SJP was describing how she was sizing up a potential suitor (lawyer or something) as being "good on paper" and now wanting to see if there could be anything between them.  It's just 30 minutes of hypocrisy since the show purports that the 4 main characters are just looking for true love.

Now, I think Maxim is stupid, juvenile and I don't read it.  This list was in my AIM popup after which I Googled it out of curiosity.  But as I understand it the editors didn't make the list, they polled and compiled the results.  I think it reflects male disgust with SJP's show and the notion that men are attracted to the sort of women who will have sex with dozens and dozens of people without caring if there is any real emotion or connection involved.  Personally, nothing turns me off more so I think SJP is a perfect #1 for this list for her godawful show that's rerun everywhere.

October 31, 2007 5:20 PM
 

Will said:

I totally agree with John. Whilst I think that an article such as this by Maxim is in poor taste, I think it highlights the massive difference between what women perceive to be sexy and what men actually think is sexy. I agree, who would want a pedantic, insecure, fake, gold-digging phoney as their wife?

October 31, 2007 8:06 PM
 

victoria said:

ITs sad that a magazine like Maxim would demean any woman. Our society is still superficial. Maxim seem like a trashy negative magazine to say something like this. I AM NOT GOING TO BUY A MAGAZINE THATS NEGATIVE AND DEMEANS WOMEN.

November 1, 2007 10:47 PM
 

julia sanchez said:

that is so rude this is just another for of trying to degrade women and its a cheap shot.i think every woman is beautiful

November 2, 2007 2:05 AM
 

FameCrawler said:

So the story is that Britney Spears had no idea she was on Maxim 's list of unsexiest women, and almost crashed a party that the magazine was hosting on Tuesday night at Opera nightclub...

November 9, 2007 6:03 PM
 

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November 13, 2007 11:07 AM
 

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November 13, 2007 11:47 AM
 

FameCrawler said:

I have an idea for a new list. It will be an antidote to all of the superficial and misogynistic lists that currently get all of the press, and it will make everyone feel better. Cookie Magazine or whomever could publish it, and we could all debate who

November 14, 2007 11:20 PM
 

FameCrawler said:

Remember Maxim's last list? Well the Neanderthals over there have taken a break from smashing beer cans into their foreheads by compiling yet another one, The 9 Hottest Pregnant Women, Ever ...

November 29, 2007 4:51 PM

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