Halle Berry is calling out Mother Nature for the fires raging through Southern California:
"It's frightening, and I live in Malibu too so I'm worried about my neighbors,
my friends that live close to me, my very own property. It's scary," she said. "It's Mother
Nature, and she's angry."
Why's she angry, Halle? Maybe she's Jewish. Maybe she didn't like your anti-semitic joke, Halle, you ever think of that? Maybe this is all your fault, Halle.
I joke, of course. Mother Nature is agnostic. And if she's mad at anyone it's Al Gore, for not giving her executive producer credit on An Inconvenient Truth. Does Al have a place in Malibu?
