Seriously, since I'm not allowed to say anything nasty about Jennifer Garner without Whit and BadKitty clawing out my eyes, I just have to post these pics from Just Jared and say, She's beautiful, a good mom AND the wench knows Itsy Bitsy Spider. My kids can recite Chamillionaire's Ridin' (Radio Edit) and OH MY GOD, I just noticed she HAS DIMPLES. On HER FACE. I have dimples but uhhhh...God I'm such a hag of a bad mother. Hold me.
