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Heather Mills is The Best Mom EVAH!

Posted by Karen


Heather Mills spent over $200,000 on her 4 year old daughter's birthday party.  With 60 kids in attendance,  that's over $3K per kid.  Holy overkill.  Apparently Snow White, Cinderella, and Tinkerbell were there to entertain the rascals, and if that weren't enough, there were trampolines, fountains, a cinema, and a bouncy castle.  4 year old Beatrice recieved a pony for her birthday.  Oh that's not enough?

The evening brought a black tie event for 100 of Heather's friends and later, a $10,000 fireworks display.  Mobile phones were confiscated to avoid leaked photos.  

Estranged husband Paul McCartney came and went in 20 minutes, because he can't stand Heather's family. 

"Some guests took home champagne and wine but it’s peanuts to her. She just wants to be popular.”

Well that's a slap to the face.  All these years I thought all it took to be popular was trips behind the trailer with the neighbourhood boys.  Dang.


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BadKitty said:

Karen! I'm gone for a nanosecond and the Famecrawler stance of "Heather Mills is Filthy Whore" changes just.like.that?!

Good thing I know how tongue in cheek you can be, and that you really, really do think she is a skank.

Also, the boys told me that they do like you better because of those trips. As do I.

October 30, 2007 5:17 PM

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