Too. Many. Jokes. Somewhere between Hitler and Freddie Mercury I'm left with this lifelike cutout of Tom Cruise. It does look pretty real, except that it is a bit on the tall side.
What is that on his palm? A musical note? Does his other palm play dixie?
Crap, that joke works on so many levels I should just retire. That's it. I'm out.
Photo: Gabby Babble
