Larry Fitzgerald, sure, but does Gerald Fitzlarry.  Sorry.  I never get to use that one. 

Okay, here's the actual story: Arizona Cardinal Larry Fitzgerald may soon be a father.  TMZ is reporting that ex-Raiders' cheerleader Angela Nazario has filed a paternity suit against the football player claiming he is the father of her baby which will be born in January.

She is also alleging that Fitzgerald tried to hide her in a small Arizona town and bribed her to get any abortion, telling her,  "I don't need this all over the news like Matt Leinart."  Nice.

Fitzgerald says he will care for the child should a DNA test prove the baby is indeed his.

Hiding, bribing and Leinart-smacking?  That's grounds for crazy.

Photo: AZcentral