Britney Spears, topless? In public? No! I'm thoroughly shocked, I mean she's so classy and all.
According to the nydailynews.com, Britney Spears was seen on Sunday, October 28th, in the Four Seasons Hotel locker room topless, only wearing bikini briefs. A woman who saw her asked her where the hotel pool was to which Britney responded, "Oh, is there a pool here?" Ummm, not only is she classy, she's smart, real smart.
Apparently, the next evening, Britney was spotted at Winstons West Hollywood where, according to a witness, "she was a mess."
"She kept downing [clear drinks] with her hanger on friend Sam Lufti and danced sloppily all over the place with her sunglasses on." Danced sloppily? Huh. Now last time I saw her, hmm, let's see, when was that? Oh yes, she was 'dancing' at the VMA's. Remember that? Was that sloppy? Hell yes. Perhaps.
We shouldn't be so hard on Britney Spears. I mean, the poor girl is busy ya'll, pumping her own gas, going to Starbucks, chewing her nails, then getting fake ones put on, then taking them off to chew her real nails again, buying mini pumpkins for the dashboard of her car, running over photogs, squeezing the pimples on her face, forgetting to wear panties alot of the time, not bothering to promote her new cd, and let's not forget the most important thing to Britney- her Cheetos. Ha, you thought I was going to say her kids? Naw, she probably doesn't even realize she has kids. "Who are they? I kinda remember something fallin' outta my vajayjay awhile back, but dang ya'll, I thought it was the Whopper from Burger King that I lost."
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