Eyebrows. Someone's actually stopped looking at Halle Berry's boobs long enough to give her an award for those two strips of hair above her eyes. Dennis Hensley over at MSNBC is presenting the first-ever Hollywood Eyebrow Awards, The Pluckys, and the 'Brow of the Moment' award goes to Berry. Sure she's won an Oscar and a Golden Globe or two, but I say nothing comes close to getting recognized for facial hair.
If you want to take a break from stealing candy from your kid's Halloween stash tonight, check out some other Plucky winners and the commentary by the lone judge, L.A. makeup artist Brett Freedman:
The Boardroom Brow category: And the Plucky goes to...Oprah Winfrey. “Oprah’s hairdos change like the weather but her brows consistently
deliver. Plus, I’m afraid of what would happen to me
if Oprah doesn’t win something.”
The Cry For Help category: And the Plucky goes to...Lili Taylor. "Lili, let’s have lunch and we’ll have a good ol’ fashioned ‘Come to Jesus’ chat about your arches."
The Against All Odds category: And the Plucky goes to...Lindsay Lohan. "Lindsay changes her hair color more than she changes rehab facilities
and yet her brows always manage to keep up color-wise, even when she’s
exhausted, de-hydrated or just plain high."
I'm heading for my bathroom mirror and my tweezers as we speak. Pluckys 2008, here I come.
