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Eva Herzigova Is A Big Skinny Liar

Posted by HerBadMother

 

Eva Herzigova claims that 'nature' - not exercise - is responsible for returning her body, a mere four months after giving birth, back to its pre-preggo state of skinny.

"Nature has a way of taking care of things. If you have a certain figure you'll go back to it," the Czech model said at the AmfAR fundraiser in Rome. "Breast-feed and don't worry about it."

Yeah, um, bullshit.  I was a skinny-assed, 110lb tallish person - and the same age as Eva - before I had my daughter, and I can tell you that breastfeeding maybe shaved fifteen pounds off of my 60-plus-lb weight gain, and then only after I stopped breastfeeding. And I still got nowhere near my pre-preggo shape and size in the year-and-a-half before I got pregnant again. That would have taken a trainer or six. So, no, I don't buy Eva's story at all. Girlfriend totally used a team of trainers and private chefs and probably had a squad of leprechauns giving her thighs gold-nugget scrub-downs to boot.

That, or she sold her soul to the devil for a little cosmic Trimspa.


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Comments

 

Sigh said:

What is with everyone harping on the celebs for losing weight quickly? I know TONS of lucky women who went down to their regular size after 4 months (me included) without any special trainers or chefs.

October 31, 2007 4:34 PM
 

HerBadMother said:

If you and your people dropped fifty-plus pounds without exercise or dieting, then you must have some sort of in with the body gods and should not be lording it over people.

In my opinion, every celebrity who comes out and tells the world that, 'oh, goodness, I do nothing special to look this way!' is just making the rest of us normal human beings feel bad for not being genetically gifted and otherwise divinely blessed. Also, they're lying.

October 31, 2007 4:49 PM
 

Autumn said:

Breastfeeding makes yoru boobs bigger not smaller.  She i snot breast feeding anybody with those tiny things.  They were bigger before the baby came. Surgery does wonders for shedding those pesky pounds and the lose skin. It worked for me!

October 31, 2007 4:56 PM
 

MamaT said:

I don't know if has to do with breastfeeding or not, but I lost all the weight (35lbs) in about 5-6 weeks.  My sister had a baby six weeks after me, and same thing.  So I think it's more genetics than anything.  I've even lost a couple more pounds while eating like a teenage boy - that I attribute to my 23lbs. baby who I carry most of the day.  But the shape of my body did change, most definitely.  And all of the celebs who lose weight without doing anything - eh, liars.

October 31, 2007 5:27 PM
 

not a fat ass said:

Or, don't be a pig and gain 60 lbs.  If you gain a sensible 25-35 lbs (or like me, 18 first pregnancy, 20 the second and 22 the third) it does come alllllllll off right after delivery save a few and then breastfeed and you'll find yourself skinnier than you were to begin with.  And when you STOP brerastfeeding you'll gain a bit back.

I had eight pound babies and I didn't need to gain 60 pounds to do it.

November 1, 2007 1:32 AM
 

JM said:

So sick of these posts.  You know what?  Some women have better bodies than others, get over it and get some self-confidence.  It might prevent you from calling other people "liars" (what a horrible thing to say, really) when you are simply jealous.

I gained a good bit with my son (50 lbs), and I lost it all 12 weeks post-partum.  When the breastfeeding slowed down I cut my (sensible) diet down to 3 meals and 2 snacks from 3 meals and 3 snacks.

Why are women so confounded and pissed off by other women who have "nice" figures (nice being a culturally relative term anyhow) after they have kids?  It is the most nonsensical, unfeminist position.  Get some perspective...I thought this was an enlightened website.

November 1, 2007 6:52 AM
 

bluestar said:

Just piling on to add that sometimes these snarky posts can be funny, but sometimes they're an uncomfortable look at the writer's own insecurities - especially when they respond to a comment, as above.

Everyone is different.  Everyone.  Some people lose their baby weight without changing a single thing, some gain more  weight after having a baby, some work hard to lose the weight, some have lots of help (trainers, chefs, etc) and some work hard and don't ever lose it.  I get what you're saying about hollywood women setting forth an unattainable standard, but you're attacking one person here without knowing at all what her situation is and whether or not she's telling the truth.  Just makes you look intensely jealous and insecure.  If what she says is true, do you think she shouldn't speak about it?  Should she keep her mouth shut because she happens to be lucky and had it easy losing the weight?  Again, a sure sign of insecurity.

I CAN see you being upset that Eva would say "Nature has a way of taking care of things. If you have a certain figure you'll go back to it."  That was true for her, but again, not for everyone.  Attack that if you want, but don't call the woman a liar just because you're jealous, it's an ugly thing to do.

November 1, 2007 11:05 AM
 

HerBadMother said:

Bluestar, dude - are you familiar with the site you're visiting here? These posts are, by and large, meant to be funny. I self-deprecate for the ha-ha, not for therapy. Do you really think that I have deep-seated issues about Eva Herzigova? Please. Do I still think that it stretches the imagination to believe that a woman in her mid-thirties just magically dropped her baby weight and got her runway-ready body back in four months without doing a thing? Absofrickinglutely. Even model moms in their early twenties usually cop to some exercise and working out before hitting the Victoria's Secret runway again.

Maybe Eva's a very rare breed, with elastic skin and bionic muscle-memory, but it just wouldn't make a very interesting post for this blog if I just said, 'oh, hey, wow, Eva said that she didn't do a thing to get that body back. Good for her!' That's a different website, which you're encouraged to seek out if you prefer that kind of thing.

And I stand by what I said in my comment, above - celebrities *do* hold out unattainable standards, and worsen  the effects of these when they insist (usually falsely) that  all that gloriousness just happened naturally. Maybe she's telling the truth about her own experience - as I suggested above, I don't much care, as I'm going to write what is most interesting and/or amusing to me. But she wasn't just talking about herself - she was presenting it as some kind of advice. Don't do a thing - you'll get the body you're meant to have! That could set some pregnant women up for a shock, no, the idea that women just get their bodies back 'naturally'? Again, not a story that I feel like spreading.

November 1, 2007 12:49 PM
 

HerBadMother said:

And, JM - why can one woman not challenge another on claims that they're making without being called "jealous" or "insecure"? I'm calling out a celebrity for making a statement about post-pregnancy bodies - one that she generalized to everyone - that I think is unrealistic and misleading. As I said above - *most* women in their mid-thirties whose bodies go through that kind of transformation are *not* going to 'just' bounce back to the way that they were before. Maybe when you're twenty-something, but later on? Nope. You might lose the weight, but getting rid of the tummy? The expanded hips? THE BOOBS? It is NOT the norm for women of that age to just bounce back, not even for supermodels.

She didn't say, watch your diet, get some exercise, do some crunches - which I still maintain she would have almost certainly had to do to get that tummy runway-ready at her age - she said, 'don't worry, nature will take care of it, it did for me.' No, it won't in all likelihood. I'm just standing up and saying so.

And for the record, I like my body. I like the boobs, the more womanly hips. I lost a lot of weight after I stopped breastfeeding - but I didn't get my pre-preggo body back. I don't mind that at all - I just think that it's wrong for someone to go around telling women that 'nature' is just going to hand theirs back to them.

Sheeeeeesh. Can't a girl snark anymore?

November 1, 2007 1:02 PM
 

bluestar said:

The thing is, I didn't think your post was funny.  It didn't come across as snarky, or as some kind of interesting insight about how some women in Hollywood misrepresent their methods for weight loss.  Again, I don't disagree with you about the fact that she generalized what happened with her (whether it was true or not) as though it applies to everyone (it doesn't).  There just wasn't anything funny about your post.  Sorry, but we're free to have our opinions and it might be food for thought for you that several of us seemed to get the same impression right off the bat.

November 1, 2007 4:38 PM
 

HerBadMother said:

'Four' doesn't equal 'several,' actually, especially when considered against hundreds of page views. But whatever. So you didn't find it funny - I don't expect everyone to find my writing funny (although I was going more for snark than for giggles) - that's fine. But you're making just as many assumptions - and lending your own bias - when you claim that the post emanated from my deep-seated insecurities and that accusing a celebrity of not telling the truth about something (which I stand by for the reasons I stated above) is 'attacking'.

If you disagree - fine. But there's waaay more 'attacking' coming from the four people for whom this post hit a nerve than there was in the post itself. I just said that I thought that she lied - isn't that somewhat more reasonable than the claims that *I* have a fat ass or issues about supermodels or some deep-seated need to hate on skinny girls, just because I called bullshit on a line (that nature puts new moms bodies back the way they were, no effort required) that is *clearly bullshit*? WhatEVAH.

November 1, 2007 4:53 PM
 

eparker said:

the problem is that once you've gained more than 20-30 lbs (depending on which country you live in and which medical boards you listen to)- you are not putting on pregnancy weight.  A perfectly healthy woman should not gain more than 30 lbs in pregnancy due to the pregnancy.  So the reason that you can't loose that other 30 lbs of "baby weight" by having the baby, breastfeeding, healthy diet, etc?  It's 'cause it's not baby weight, its just weight. and you would have to loose it the same way (a lot of extra work) as if you had just gained it without being pregnant.  

November 1, 2007 5:31 PM
 

Wendy said:

I gained 50 lbs and lost them all just nursing 6 months after.  The longer you nurse, the more weight you lose.  My son exclusively breastfed till 10 months (he hated solid) and I had to eat extra to keep up with the demand.

I was 98 pre pregnant, 148 the last week, and now I'm 95. (my son is 11 months old.

November 2, 2007 2:50 AM
 

Wendy said:

Just read all the comments.  I think you can't win either way.  I was shopping the other day, and an old lady saw my son and asked if I starve myself to get back in shape so quickly.  I told her all I did was breastfed and she continued to try to come up with an excuse why she didn't lose the weight, but I did.

What am I supposed to say?  I'm lucky?  I seriously thought my son exclusively breastfeeding did the trick.  That plus all the lifting of the baby, and playing and chasing him.  I built more muscles this way than going to the gym.

November 2, 2007 2:55 AM
 

mom of 3 said:

I am 27 and I have 3 kids.  I gained about 30 pounds with each of them and I had lost it all by 2 weeks after delivery with all of them.  Does that mean my body looks the same as it did before?  Hell no!  I have a flappy tummy and some really saggy breasts.  Like, don't need a belt cause they hold up my pants saggy.  I have extra stuff.  

In my opinion I think herbadmother is right.  It's gotta be crap.  I mean really.  And it is definately crap to say things take care of themselves.  And I don't think I am the only person who shares herbadmothers thoughts.  I think it's rather sad that a person can't express her opinion without being personally attacked.  I also think it's pretty rude to make comments about someone whom you don't know and have no idea how much of a "fat ass" or "pig" she really is.  

November 2, 2007 9:29 AM
 

LAVANDULA said:

hi catherine,lavandula here.why are those other women attacking you and calling you names like that.for heavens sake you are entitled to your opinions.and i for one agree with you about eva being a liar and no my fat ass has nothing to do with my comment.LAVANDULA

November 2, 2007 10:46 AM
 

kittenpie said:

Me, I gained 50 lbs. Would I like to have not gained that much? Yeah. About 15 lbs. of it was not "necessary," but was a result of the crackers that were the only way to keep the nausea down. It was all off by about 6 or 8 months, if I remember correctly, while eating normally and just going for a walk with the carriage every day for some fresh air. Nothing hereoic, but still activity.

I realize that some women may drop it faster, and especially if they gain less, as Eva seems to have done, from that picture. Some women have lucky genes and burn fat like crazy. Okay, fine. That may be the way it is for them. BUT I totally take your point about how it does people with a different body a disservice when she suggests that this is just the way it is. Period. Not the way it is FOR HER.

I mean, let's face it, she's already in the top 3% of current beauty standards by virtue of being a model (that being the stat I've heard on models from a few places I can't remember right now), so her body is not likely to be typical of the other 97% of us, right? Lots of people have to work harder.

November 2, 2007 12:05 PM
 

Pgoodness said:

Weight is one thing, being all firm and in solid form again is another. Nature doesn't make you toned. And yeah, if you were 90 lbs soaking wet prior to having a baby, you gotta assume you're gonna return to that pretty soon after. For those of us regular folks who gained less than doctors suggest and weren't fat before...nature just must not like us.  Eva s a big skinny liar - celebrity or not!

November 2, 2007 2:11 PM
 

pkzcass said:

I don't know about anyone else, but after breastfeeding for even 4 months, my boobs were smaller, droopier, and significantly uneven. I couldn't find bras that fit properly until I after I was done breastfeeding my second child 3-1/2 years later. Having him seemed to reverse the one-is-bigger-than-the-other trend.

I bet Eva's tits are sagging as we speak and she's got duct tape under them to hoist them up.  

November 2, 2007 3:33 PM
 

kimmie said:

pkzcass- thank god!  I know now that I am not the only one with "significantly uneven" boobs.  Someone at work even pointed it out to me the other day... I had to work hard at not crossing my arms all day.

November 2, 2007 10:55 PM
 

Marce said:

I find it amazing that some people take this post so seriously and take such great personal offence to the writer. I think it says a lot about the persons making the comments. It's just meant to be laugh. I had a baby 6 months ago and I have found losing the weight HARD so I can realte to what she is talking about - but ofcourse not everyone can relate and that is the same with most things in life right?? we can't all 100% of us relate to the same things.

November 3, 2007 9:34 PM

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