It's getting harder and harder to keep track of this stuff. First we hear that Jake Gyllenhaal and newly-divorced mother of two Reese Witherspoon are a couple, then we hear that they're not, then we hear that he's gay, then we hear that he's not, then we hear that Jake and Reese are a couple again, then we hear that it's all a publicity stunt for their movie Rendition and that maybe Jake's bearded in more ways than one.

I don't know. I kinda don't care anymore. I mean, Jake's equally hot and equally totally unattainable to me whether he's gay or straight, single or coupled, so it really makes no difference to me what he's getting up to. I just worry for Reese, is all. Single mom, freshly divorced - she's gotta be under a lot of pressure, so I think that she really needs a nice boy to hang out with. You know, go for milkshakes, walk on the beach holding hands, that kinda thing. And if Jake's that guy, great - but I gotta say, if this is just a publicity stunt (which, if it is, she's probably in on it, but whatever) or a cover-up for le grande affaire with Austin Nichols, well, then, that just sucks and I'll probably boycott Rendition, which I wasn't going to see anyway, but still. I'll be mad.