Katie, be the rabbit. Na-na-na-na-na-na. Yes, I'm channeling both John Updike and Chevy Chase. What? Would you rather have Soulja Boy and Duane Chapman (that's Dog the Bounty Hunter)?
Katie Holmes is planning to run in the NYC marathon tomorrow. She has supposedly been training for the race. I think we all know she's really training for escape. I watch TV, I know how this works. Here's the plan, Katie, get your pregnant ass on that pavement and run until the currency changes. I suggest north. You've had the training. You have the desire. Run where Xenu ain't.
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