She pushes them on swings at the park? Try again! She sits on the floor and plays 'trucks' with them? Try again! She finger paints with them? Try again.....
She shops for chandeliers ya'll! I mean, what fun for a two and one year old to sit in the car with the court required monitor, while your mama goes shopping for big fancy lights. Woooooweeeeeee! Now that's some major thrills for toddlers. What? Me be sarcastic? Never.
Nothing says quality time with your kids more, than dumping them off with someone else to watch while you do some spending. Cha-ching. Remember I mentioned Brit was much like a burned out light bulb? Not too bright? Yes. That still applies. In Spears defense, the chandeliers are all shiney and sparkley and her sons, well, they're cute an' all but Brit's got a short attention span.
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