According to reports, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are considering buying, El Creepo Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch. Say what?
Michael Jackson, who has owned the property since 1988, has been ordered to repay $23,212,963 that he owes on the $23 million dollar loan IN.90.DAYS. That seems like alot of money to fork over in not alot of days. Have fun with that Mr. Jackson. Jackson left the US for Bahrain in 2005.
The Jolie-Pitts think Neverland Ranch, located in California, would be a great place to raise their growing brood of three adopted children, six-year-old Maddox, Pax, three, Zahara, two, and 17-month-old biological daughter Shiloh and their future baby. Sure, I guess, if you don't mind the stench of 'what really happened here I wonder'? Yes, Jackson was cleared of all child molestation charges in 2005, but still, wouldn't moving into Neverland Ranch be kinda like moving into a haunted house? There'd always be that lingering of, 'what if' and 'maybe he did' and 'this room creeps me out'. At least in my mind there would be. Then again, I'm not a frigid beeyotch husband stealing homewrecker famous movie star or a hot guy movie star who wears that stupid smelly hat all the time either.
Jolie and Pitt think their kids would enjoy the zoo and the fairground rides. Um, hello? You can take your kids to a zoo and/or fairgrounds, you don't actually have to live there. Stars and their big ideas! *Insert rolling eyes here*
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