I guess Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt won't be packing up their brood and moving on into Michael Jackson's Neverland this place is creepy Ranch. So much for those merry-go-round rides and giraffes, oh and the fact that they'd be playing house in freak-o's mansion.
Reports of Michael Jackson defaulting on his 23 gazillion dollar loan are, according to his rep, Raymone K. Bain, false. "Contrary to published reports, Mr. Jackson was never in default of the loan." Whew. I was worried there for a bit, I mean how could one possibly come up with that kind of change in just 90 days? By worried, I mean, pass me another can of rootbeer, I'm thristy and bored.
Jackson's version of things, the loan, obtained in 2006 by "former advisors" to the performer, "matured" in October. By "matured" they mean he molested children? Oops, did I say that out loud? Michael was acquitted of child molestation charges in 2005. Sorry, I keep forgetting. Moving right along....currently, according to Bain, Jackson is "in the final stages of refinance." You go girl! I mean boy.
Photo source: eonline.com
