Because, you know, that ex-wife of his has been violating traffic laws again while driving with the babies in the car. That, and she seems to have been taking amphetamines. Whoops.
Britney was recently caught on camera speeding through a red light with the kids and the court-appointed parenting monitor in the vehicle. And, if reports are to be believed, she's tested positive for amphetamines. Neither of which goes any ways towards restoring anyone's confidence in her parenting abilities, or her sanity.
I used to really hold Mr. Federline in high disdain. I mean, c'mon: he's got sleaze-bucket written all over him. But he's looking like a contender for Parent Of The Year in comparison to Britney, and this most recent call for yet another custody hearing seems just like, if anything, restrained good sense. If it were me, and it were my ex all doped-up on speed and racing through red lights with my babies in the car, I'd probably have snatched the kids and skipped town by now. K-Fed a paragon of parental responsibility and sound judgment? The Apocalypse must be upon us.
(Source: People.com; Photo: Owen Beiny / WENN; Ethan Miller / Getty)