Who turns away a pregnant lady? Homeowners in an exclusive neighborhood in Southern California, that's who. Nicole Richie and Joel Madden were turned away from a gated community where they recently made an offer on a home because their potential neighbors were concerned with the paparazzi becoming a nuisance. People these days! So a few hoards of photographers with bright lights and cameras ruin your lawn and trample your flower beds every couple of days - what's the big deal?
Since Joel and Nicole are close personal friends of mine, I'd like to extend an invitation to them to crash at my place until the baby comes. Free room and board, and I make a killer cappuccino. So come on over, guys! Or at least return my emails. You know, no hard feelings about the restraining order you took out. Call me!
[photo: UsMagazine.com]
