It just doesn't get more exciting than this for a Buffy The Vampire Slayer-fangirl-turned-gossip-writer. Sarah Michelle Gellar knocked up!
Well, actually, it would get more exciting if we were living in an alternate, parallel, Sunnydale universe and it was actually Angel that had impregnated Buffy. Even a Spike-spermination would be pretty exciting. Disturbing too, of course, because, you know, vampire babies are maybe a bit freaky, but still. Cool!
Sadly, neither the real world story nor the alternate parallel universe story are true. That Buffy/Babies headline? Sarah Michelle Gellar was just discussing babies recently, with Maxim magazine - which has named her Woman Of The Year - to say that she wasn't quite ready for them. Which is really just a pisser of a misleading story, really - and I fully acknowledge that this post is just such an example of a pissy story, and I apologize for that - because I don't really care if Sarah Michelle Gellar isn't quite ready for children. I want to hear that she's pregnant, dammit, like everybody else - or coming back to star in Buffy The Vampire Slayer, the TV series or a movie. You know, news.
But we should know better than to expect pregnancy news from Maxim. And would they ever make a mom or an expectant mom 'Woman Of The Year'? Doubtful, after the mom-razing that they did with their Unsexiest Women list. Buffy should kick their evil asses. (Now there's a dream headline: 'Expectant Buffy Slays Maxim Editors For Crimes Against Mommies.' Someone get Joss Whedon on the phone.)
Source: People.com
