You know what? As much as I love oogling and mocking men in tight thongs, there is a limit to how much thong-news that I can take in one week. Also, I don't really need to hear any more about how Heidi Klum just luuuurves her husband's twig and berries - or should I say, log and giant mushrooms?
Fresh from revealing to Oprah that it was, erm, love at first bulge for Heidi and Seal, the horny pair went on Access Hollywood to talk about how good Seal looks in a thong and how fun it would be to get up right then and there and head to Heidi's trailer for some good ol' fashioned baby-makin' (Let's go! - Right now? - In my trailer!)
Sample dialogue:
Heidi: I love you soooo much!
Seal: What drives you crazy about me?
Heidi: What drives me crazy about you? Everything . . . I want to be driven crazy 24/7. Day and night.
Seal: Are you sure it’s not my white thongs that I bought the other day, my banana hammock?
Heidi: Banana hammock! (Seal laughs) You look good in a white banana hammock.
Seal: There you go.
(See the rest of the interview on video here.)
Could we impose a moratorium on the phrase banana-hammock, please? It's ruining fruit for me.
