My fear of all things Olsen twins is well documented. They scare the hell out of me. They're all high heels and eyeballs. Needless to say I was happy to hear that Lance Armstrong denies that he and Ashley Olsen are an item.
Some people are grossed out by the idea because of the age. Whatever. That's Hollywood. There are so many other valid reasons to be grossed out by the idea.
At least I'll be able to keep my lunch down today.
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