Matt Damon was named People Magazine's sexiest man. I demand a recount. I know I got at least one write-in vote (Hi, Mom!).
Ben Affleck is full of good will and jealousy. How is the joke on Matt? Well, he was Bourne yesterday...
Says Daredevil, "I've known Matt for 27 years and being sexiest is the only thing
he's ever truly cared about... For a guy like Matt, four foot eleven
inches, 295 pounds, it's a heck of an achievement.
"Matt has accomplished so many great things and won so many prizes,
but, if I know anything, he holds this most dear among them."
He continues with embarassing tales of topless men and dancing. That, my friends, is friendship. Good stuff, lads.
Photo: HollyScoop
