Remember that old rumor about how Britney Spears offered to get naked for Playboy, and Playboy was all, like, um, no thanks? Sources said, at the time, that Brit-Brit was "delusional if she thinks anyone is going to pay
giant bucks to see her nude. She's already bared too much flesh for
free while out partying for that to happen."
Well, Hugh Hefner put the story straight today. Britney Spears starkers in the pages of the world's most famous girly mag? ANYTIME. He cleared things up today on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM radio show, saying, "If and when, at any time, if she is interested, we are interested."
There you go. You've seen the candid va-jay-jay shots; now, soon, you'll be able to see that very same va-jay-jay professionally photographed and very possibly photoshopped. Unless, that is, Britney has too much dignity to pose for Playboy.
Hahahahahahahaha....
I'm guessing she'll turn up in that centerfold by about April 2008.
(Source: E!Online)