If you're reading this you obviously haven't been invited to Nicole Richie's baby shower that's taking place today. Me and Nicole are tight, so I'm pretty sure my invitation got lost in the mail. But I've been sleeping better just knowing that Paris and Nicole have patched things up. Nicole will need Paris to lean on when she's hard up for a babysitter, or to drive carpool once Paris gets those DUIs off her record.
In case you're thinking of crashing it, the affair is taking place at the Beverly Hills Hotel. The whole thing is being coordinated by exclusive party planner Mindy Weiss and will be DJ'd by Lindsay Lohan's former BFF Samantha Ronson. They even sent out a save the date card. I'm jealous. The last shower I went to? I was invited by a mass email and we all went to Coco's for tuna melts and Diet Cokes.
