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Britney Spears Had Sex With Justin Timberlake! In Related News, Pop Stars Make Lousy Virgins!

Posted by sweatpantsmom

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Shocking news - Britney Spears told Justin Timberlake to Gimme More, and he did!  Us Magazine's new cover story on Spears, while covering some tragic aspects about the singer's life, claims to reveal some shocking news: that Spears' "virginal" image was a PR blitz, and that she and Timberlake were intimate from the beginning of their relationship. Uh...duh?

Are you kidding me?  Did anyone actually believe Spears was as squeaky-clean as she (or her PR team) claimed back then, writhing around in the video for "Hit Me Baby One More Time" while wearing a Catholic school girl uniform that barely covered her ass?  The article goes on to say that Spears lost her virginity at 14 to boyfriend Reg Jones,  which, while none of our business, is also not surprising considering what we've learned about her upbringing.

Breaking news to come: Britney Spears May Have Had 'Relations' With Kevin Federline!


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Anonymous said:

Whatever, it's her life! Who are we to judge?

November 20, 2007 1:07 PM
 

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November 25, 2007 9:56 AM

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