This picture reminds me of the scene in the movie where the evil witch is trying to get Snow White to eat the poison apple. What's in those french fries? Ex Lax? Fingernails? And how appetizing would it be to have Dean McDermott serve you eggs while you have to stare at a tat of Tori Spelling and her big boobs?
They're shown here on the set of their reality show, "Tori and Dean: Inn Love" that supposedly takes place in the B&B they run. Do you think Tori does any work around the place? Can you imagine her turning down a bed and putting a mint on the pillow, or Dean getting up in the middle of the night to unplug your toilet? Does Tori force you watch reruns of 90210 before you get any fresh towels? I think I'll just stay at the Ramada down the street.
[photo: UsMagazine.com]