Smell that? It's called C.R.A.Z.Y. Heather Mills is at it again...ridin' the nutty train.
Mills and her new publicist, Michele Elyzabeth, told Page Six that since Heather's split from ex, Paul McCartney, the media have gone overboard to make fun of her and that they find that no longer acceptable. Her rep said to the New York Post, "Heather married Paul McCartney, period. It's not going away. And during this divorce they [the media] will need access and are not going to get it." Well, you know, I beg to differ because as long as Mills keeps opening her mouth, she's putting herself out there. Hello? Remember the rat's milk? Of course Elyzabeth says that Heather was "joking" about the rat's milk comment. Ah huh.
Michele continues, "She was joking about the rats. But she was serious about the milk. It is very bad for people, especially children. A cow can only give so much." And then what? It starts leaking toxic lead instead of milk? See? C.R.A.Z.Y.
The rep claims Mills was "furious" over the way the rat story was reported: "She told me, 'You can only take so much, then you become numb. Everything I do, people take it apart'. They are [bleep] holes. There are limits and they make fun of her. They've crossed the line," she said.
Heather and her rep are so furious over the way the media has reacted to everything about Mills, that they've cut off communication with some news outlets. "They want to make fun of her? Now CBS is out. Inside Edition, out. Most British press, including the Daily Mirror and The Mail, out, said I'm just as crazy as Heather Elzabeth.
Oh, and apparently Elyzabeth videoblogs about Mills with her "flamboyant" hairdressing friend, David Paul and her lapdog, Bijou. Now, there's some interesting listening I'm sure! I bet the dog is the only sane one of the lot.
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