Jordan - aka Katie Price - was out hawking her new perfume, "Stunning," the other day. Which raises the question: if you could smell like any celebrity, would you really choose a silicone-enhanced former 'glamor model' who has trouble keeping her clothes on? I mean, what's that smell like? Self-tanner, plastic and lube, with a whiff of pasties?
I'm sure that Jordan is a good mom and a nice person and a sweet girl, really. I just really, really doubt that I want to smell like her.
