Katie, or Jordan, or whatever the hell you want to be called, this letter is an intervention.
There is talk that you are thinking of reducing your breast size. Frankly, I am against this.
The Sun is reporting:
The former glamour girl, who was also showing off her new brown rinse,
is going under the knife before Christmas to have a breast reduction
for hubby Peter Andre.
She says the surgery will make them more "perky".
Here's the thing, if people wanted "perky" they'd add some Red Bull to their cappuccino. You aren't famous because of your husband, he's famous because of you. You're famous because you have paid good money to have ridiculously huge boobs and once, about 12 tans ago, you were kind of hot. Sure, you're something of a parody now, but still, it's better than being flat. Isn't it?
Imagine if Ron Jeremy were to cut valuable inches off of his mustache. Where's the fun in that? Jeremy knows, you dance with who brought you, and in your case possibly on a pole.
I'm saying this as your friend, Katie, or Jordan, or whatever. I'm saying this because I don't want you to jeopardize your career. Lastly, I'm saying this because I really like big boobs. We all have our lot in life and that one is mine.
Don't do it for the Gipper.
Yours,
Whit, or the Gipper, or whatever
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