Has Posh Spice had her implants removed?
The picture to the left was snapped 1 year ago in NYC and the one to
the right was taken this week when Victoria went to visit her pal Mel
B. on the set of 'Dancing With the Stars.'
Her rep said: "I would say she is not wearing the push-up bra
she normally wears, but I have not seen the pictures and I have no
idea."
Idiot. Does her rep have eyes? Maybe Victoria took out his eyes with her nipples a la Heidi Klum.
She's bound those puppies up so tight for so long that they are permanently perky, like when you leave a half eaten grilled cheese in your toddler's hand and they fall asleep in the car and get an impression of the Virgin Mary on their cheek as they drool on their sandwich. Yeah I have no idea what the hell I'm talking about but talking about Victoria Beckham's boobs disturbs me so much I have to change the subject. Look! Something shiny!
