Who are you? Who, who? Who, who? Okay, if you really want to know, it's Mr. Tom Cruise (you probably got that from the title) doing a guest spot on the popular British sci-fi program "Doctor Who." I used to watch the old Doctor Who when I was younger but haven't seen this latest version. I guess I better do it quick before it jumps the shark.
In other news. Tom Cruise sucks (at least he wants to).