Who - WHO, I ask - takes up with the nanny when the mother of their children is Uma Thurman? Oh, right - Ethan facking Hawke.
Like he didn't show enough poor judgment in having that alleged affair while married to Uma 'Don't Hate Me 'Cause I'm Beautiful And Oh Yeah Also Smart' Thurman; now we learn that he's been cozied up to his kids' nanny (all right, former nanny) for over two years. Nice. That's, like, every woman-with-children's romantic nightmare: not only does your ex end up with someone else, but that someone else has had the affections of your children as well. Double burn. We all flinch, collectively, when we hear about it. It's why the women of the world turned on Jude Law before he started balding: only the creepiest cad takes up with Mary Poppins. I don't care if she wears a thong and is super-cute and you already lost your wife because you cheated with an extra on some straight-to-video movie that you shot in Canada. It's just wrong. Anyone who works with your kids is off-limits.
Uma's too gorgeous and successful to care, I imagine. (I say this even though her last movie was what? My Super Ex-Girlfriend? Sad, but still. She's Uma. She's the white girl's flat-chested Salma Hayek. Who cares what movies she makes?) Where was I? Right. Uma. She probably doesn't care - I'm sure she forgot about Ethan about six weeks before they split up, like, a hundred years ago - but for what it's worth: Uma, if you're reading, know this - I will never rent Before Sunrise again. Solidarity, sister.
(And before all you rabid Ethan Hawke fans leave nasty comments about this: I know that he and Uma are broken up. I don't care. It's still creepy.)
Source, Photo: I'm Not Obsessed
