The slightest hint of a bump on a celebrity, and we all go manic trying to confirm pregnancy. Why should Eva Mendes be any exception? Especially since her bump looks pretty incriminating. No, not in the picture above. A car can hide any bump. This bump:

Memo to Eva Mendes: handbags don't hide a bump. They really don't. You need to either hide behind cars, or wear super-fugly sperm-prints. Otherwise, we see right through your scam. You're pregnant.

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