Now this is gossip of the grottiest,tawdriest, best kind: Kate Moss - looking more like an 18 year old than a thirty-something mom - was recently snapped topless, in Cancun, with a half-naked mystery man (not her boyfriend.) So, what do we have? Nekkid celebrity, nekkid celebrity showing boobies, nekkid celebrity supermodel showing boobies, nekkid celebrity supermodel showing boobies while cheating on boyfriend. Awesome. Makes Heidi Klum's masturbatory excesses and smut talk seem downright boring.
I don't think that she's really properly appreciative of that hot man laying on top of her. She's all, like, whatevs, blokes, I'm Kate Moss. I chat with my girlfriends while hot men maul me all the time. Which is probably true. She's Kate Moss, and she's hot. Which is why she gets to fly off to the Caribbean and get slobbered on by hot, half-naked men in the first place.
Boob-frontal Kate pics can be found here. (Hey, I'm a mother. Can't have that shizzit on my laptop next to pics of my sweet-faced toddler.)
(Source; Photos: SplashNews)
