Like this should surprise anybody: Britney Spears is reported to have been drunk-dialling K-Fed for hook-ups. And she's even borrowed Paris Hilton's phone to do it.
That's really scraping rock-bottom, isn't it? Drunk-dialling your ex from Paris Hilton's phone? What's worse, he's said to have blown her off. Burn.
"She begged him to come out with her," a source told Page Six. "But Kevin reminded her that one of them needed to be a parent and take care of the boys. Then she hung up on him. Kevin said she'd been drinking."
Then, I imagine, she went to the ladies room to puke, while Paris held her weave back for her and texted Page Six. It'd be funny if it weren't - like every Britney story that hits the interwebs - so freaking sad.
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