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David Beckham Has A Huge...'Package'

Posted by Sassy Smith

 

 

Ever wonder if David Beckham has a huge 'package?'  Wonder no more!

MORE HOT BOD PICS AFTER THE HUMP, ER, JUMP

Victoria Beckham aka Posh Spice, has set the record straight and denied that her husband was digitally enhanced for his Emporio Armani underwear ad.  And, he apparently didn't shove a sock in there either.  Wowza!

Posh said, "I'm proud to still have a really good sex life with David. He is very much in proportion.  He does have a huge one, though.  He does.  You can see it in the advert.  It is all his.  It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!"  Okay, she ruined it for me, with "tractor exhaust pipe."  That's so not sexy.  A tractor?  An exhaust pipe?  Thanks Posh.

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I am a photographer and writer, who has a high-falutin' office (aka dining room table), four kids, one husband (I was dating Brad Pitt, but he was boring) and I live in Calgary. I often think I'm famous, but nope, that's just the people I write about.

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