Forbes Magazine, usually a fairly respected journal, has put out a list which makes about as much sense as ranking the top ten things in my pocket (fyi: keys, nickel, receipt for atm, penny, pacifier, cell phone, nickel, nickel- I only had 8 things).
The magazine ranked the most influential infants in Hollywood*. What the hell does that mean? Who are they influencing? I have kids in that age group and they don't even know who these people are. If Forbes is looking for influential then I suggest they look in the direction of the Backyardigans and Elmo. The only people these kids have any influence over are their parents and their respective entourage of bodyguards and nannies.
That said, here's the top 5:
1. Shiloh Jolie-Pitt
2. Suri Cruise
3. Zahara Jolie-Pitt
4. Sean Preston Federline
5 . Pax Jolie-Pitt
Note, Maddox is too old for the list, it's like Menudo- you start talking in complete sentences and they boot your ass. It ain't easy on the street for an influential infant.
*I refuse to acknowledge the results of this listing as my girl Violet was obviously cheated.
Photo: Celebs Now
