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Britney's Boys on Drugs?

Posted by Whit Honea

 

Oh, the contact high.  I've been to a Dave Matthews concert, I know about such things.  Life & Style magazine is reporting that Britney Spears wants her boys, Sean Preston and Jayden James Federline, to be tested for drugs.  She thinks K-Fed is smoking pot around them.

Apparently secondhand smoke can be detected by testing a piece of hair (see Britney's shave) and Britney has asked a court-appointed monitor and her legal team about having the tests done. 

When I was in college I knew some people that would get their cats stoned by blowing smoke in their ear.  Maybe Britney should swab those too- the ears, not the cats.

In other news, how's that rack on Heidi? 

 

Source: Life & Style 


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Comments

 

autumn said:

Excuse me but isn't pot ILLLEGAL?  If you have drugs in the home doesn't DFACS show up and remove the kids?  Why do people think drugs are legal?  

December 19, 2007 1:30 PM
 

winter said:

cause weed isnt a drug man

December 20, 2007 7:29 PM
 

Britney Spears said:

i am really upset about all this fucked up buisness and i don't care about these drugs u say.. my kids aren't on them and i don't take those crotch shots and purpose i just sometimes don't feel the need to put underwear on.... And my lil sis Jamie got knocked up but she is going to keep the baby and rase it with her boyfriend and they are planning on getting married... is that all u need to know if so get the fuck out of my fucking face!!!!!!!!

January 8, 2008 10:11 PM

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Whit Honea is a writer and editor in Los Angeles with two great boys and a wife way out of his league.

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