Look what Perez Hilton found, a picture showing Britney Spears' ex-husband and her ex-friend (?) engaged in what I can only assume is foreplay. I've seen pictures of Paris Hilton in clubs and this is definitely a 'before' shot. In a few minutes she'll be out of that dress and swinging on anything nailed down.
I'm pretty sure that they got. it. on. because, why wouldn't they? They're a mutual step-up for each other. I know, that's mathematically impossible, just accept it.
The thing that scares me about this picture isn't that Paris and K-Fed aren't together, but that Federline has a microphone in his hand and appears to be using it. What kind of madness is this? Who would let this guy 'perform' in public? I bet those two got it on right there on the stage- it couldn't get any more obscene.
Happy New Year, Britney!
Photo: Perez Hilton
