God, it must be nice to be rich and gorgeous and spend winter holidays in St. Barts or Hawaii or whatever hot place is most inviting for rich, beautiful people these days. Still, being rich and beautiful and on holiday is no excuse for wearing a caftan.

Linda Evangelista, what were you thinking? I don't care if that caftan is Pucci, caftan's are fug. Even on former supermodels. Especially on former supermodels, if only because of the insult-to-nature factor.

Your kid is cute, though it's a bit odd that you co-ordinated his little diaper shorts to the blue in your caftan. That's just weird.

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