According to ANI: Britney, who is annoyed
with the hotel heiress for flirting with her ex-husband Kevin
Federline, has been in secret talks about a 40million pounds project to
open her chain of strip clubs across Sin City.
However, after learning about the pop star's plans, Paris has
decided to beat Spears to the punch by opening her chain of strip clubs
in Las Vegas.
"Britney was excited about this project for months and is
really pissed with Paris that things have come to this. And that's even
before she heard Paris has been partying with Kevin," the Daily Star
quoted a source, as saying.
"Britney has always thought of stripping as a bit like art - as
a skill. So when some Vegas-based developers approached her about
investing money into three exclusive strip joints, which she wants to
call Toxic Heaven, she jumped at the chance.
"But then Paris heard about the plans through her younger sister Nicky, who is a hotelier, and jumped on the bandwagon.
"She wanting to open her own strip joints, calling them
Shagadillic. Paris is now in talks with business developers about the
idea and wants to involve Nicky to keep it within the family. She
thinks they can trounce Britney," the source added.
What I love best about this story: discovering that Britney regards stripping as "a bit like art - as a skill." Like it's just a misunderstood form of ballet, or woodworking. I so want to see this story pan out, if only to see which of these two skankerrific young women gets most passionate about defending stripping as an art form. Because then I want to hear about how nudity is really the height of fashion and how slutting it up is a kind of energetic chastity. I could learn so much from these girls, I really could.