Jennifer Aniston must be going insane, hearing all these stories about Jamie Lynn Spears and Pamela Anderson and Nicole Kidman and whoever else is about to pop out of the Guess-Who's-Pregnant box. If the teens and the inflatable soft-porn queens and the skinny Australians can all find men to knock them up, why can't she? What do they have that she doesn't have, that gives them such fruitful access to sperm?
Whatever the case, although Jen seems to have decided that sperm might be easier to find than eligible and appropriate bachelors, her friends have been doing everything they can to lend a hand in the Find Jen A Man campaign. A friend of the star’s told OK magazine recently that her celebrity friends are keen to help Jennifer find true love in 2008: “We all love Jen so
much. She has so much to offer a man and she would make such a good
partner, if only we could find her the perfect guy.”
Well, there's their problem: if they're looking for perfect, they're setting their standards too high. If Jen would just be willing to settle for, say, a nineteen year old horndog like Jamie Lynn's babydaddy, or a porn-peddler like Pammie's Rick Solomon, she'd have no trouble. There are tons of horny, creepy, sub-standard guys out there who'd take a sex holiday with a celebrity in a minute - just ask Britney Spears. And from there, getting pregnant (and getting a starring role on some sex tapes) is pretty much a no-brainer.
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