Hey, look: Anna Wintour turned up on Good Morning America today! Oh, wait, no - that's not the fifty-something editor of Vogue magazine. That's Katie Holmes.
Maybe this is why she thinks that Suri is on the verge of becoming a woman at one and half years of age: they're on some sort of hyper-age-accelerating Scientology diet. That would explain why John Travolta looks like a well-preserved 90-year old. Maybe they age themselves prematurely so that their cells are molecularly prepared to go into cryogenic deep-freeze - you know, to keep them on ice until the interplanetary war waged by the last of Xenu's Invader Forces has passed.
That would explain it.
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